What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?